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notalwaysright_feedRead When Smoke Gets In Your Eyes And Customers Get In Your Face
Wife: "Him! Just look at him! How can you employ addicts like that?!"
I'm already confused, wondering what I did wrong, before my manager took a look at me and sighed.
Manager: "Where are your eye drops?"
Read When Smoke Gets In Your Eyes And Customers Get In Your Face
notalwaysright_feedRead Spine Chilling
Customer: "I want to return this book."
I see an issue with this book immediately and already know how this is going to go. Still, I feel the need to play along.
Me: "Can I see the receipt?"
Read Spine Chilling
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notalwaysright_feedRead You Get No Points for Persistence
Cashier: "No problem! What’s your phone number? I can sign you up right now."
Me: "No, thank you, I’m just passing through."
Cashier: "But you’ll miss out on sales."
Me: "I don’t need an account."
notalwaysright_feedRead Bookmarked For A Happy Ending
I'm on the till at a charity shop. I'm cashing out two women. One of them is gushing over these page corner bookmarks we sell.
Woman #1: "If you don't stop, I'm gonna slap your t*t in a minute!"
Woman #2: *While cupping her chest.* "Which one?"
notalwaysright_feedRead Combo No No!
Woman: "STOP TRYING TO UPSELL ME COMBOS! I WANT THESE ITEMS AND NOTHING ELSE! NO ADD ONS, NO COMBOS. JUST! THESE! ITEMS!"
Manager: "The combos don't add anything other than what you ordered; they're the same things, just cheaper."
Customer: "I DON'T CARE!"
Read Combo No No!
notalwaysright_feedRead You Can’t Spell ‘UI Problem’ Without ‘U’
Me: "If you're using the mobile version of the site, it won't show you the statements; you'd either have to get them in your email or access the full desktop site."
Caller: "Don't give me that s***! I worked in IT! I'm good with computers, I know how computers work!"
notalwaysright_feedRead Please Don’t Taste The Rainbow
Wife: "I know where the crayons went."
Me: "Oh, good! Where are they?"
Wife: "Come with me."
notalwaysright_feedRead Road Closed For Thee But Not For Me
Once I set off northwards, by the other road, and realised I had left something at home. So, I turned around, passed the "⬅️ Road Closed" sign, and turned down the closed road. Another car followed me down there.
notalwaysright_feedRead Eating For Two, Paying For One, Thinking For None
Customer: "I DIDN'T ORDER A SPICY SANDWICH! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!"
I quietly get my manager.
Me: "She definitely did, but… here we are."
Customer: "ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL MY BABY?!"
notalwaysright_feedMy family is playing “Catch Phrase”, where you have to guess a word or phrase before the timer runs out. I catch the console as the timer is getting dangerously close to finished. The phrase I get is “Eggs Benedict”. Me: um…um…Breakfast Protein Cumberbatch! The timer ran out cuz the others were laughing too hard […]
notalwaysright_feedI work at the front desk at a memory support center (home for those with memory related issues such as Dementia). My front doors had a temper tantrum this morning and decided they really didn’t care to door properly anymore so I called maintenance and they were able to get one side working, but not […]
notalwaysright_feed*I’m seated in a theater waiting for my movie to start. They’re going through the “silence your cell phone ads” and it’s the Deadpool/Wolverine this time. So Deadpool and Wolverine walk on camera and start talking and then a phone starts ringing. Before the characters can do anything, a patron in the row in front […]
notalwaysright_feedSeveral decades ago, there was a major disaster in my home town – a fire at a sports stadium that claimed the lives of dozens of people. My Dad worked for the council at the time, and was put in charge of organising the memorials following the fire. At one point, an Important Politician and […]
notalwaysright_feedI was getting ready for my 10 am appointment at the doctor’s when I glanced at the piece of paper I’d written my appointment time on and saw my appointment was at 9:40 and not 10. Knowing I wouldn’t get there it 10 minutes I begrudgingly called my doctor. Receptionist: good morning this is (surgery) […]
notalwaysright_feedWhen I was a kid growing up in a major midwestern city, my family attended a Methodist church with a large and rapidly growing congregation. The sense of community and fellowship at this church was one of its draws. It felt like a loving family that happened to consist of thousands of people. The “father” […]
notalwaysright_feedRead App-athetic About Security
Me: "Sir, if you can scan your loyalty card, that discount will be applied."
Customer: "I don't have the card on me."
Me: "If you have the app, you can load it from there."
Customer: "Do I have the app?"
notalwaysright_feedRead Building Houses And Burning Bridges
Me: "Did she get a discount?"
Manager: "Oh f*** no. I told her that for every nasty thing she said going forward, I was adding ten dollars to her receipt."
notalwaysright_feedRead The Adventures Of Captain Skywalker!
Coworker #1: "My husband’s obsessed with all those space shows. He always gets upset when I mix them up."
Coworker #2: "Which one is which again?"
Coworker #1: "I can never remember. One’s got the bald guy, the other’s got the one who breathes funny."
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