Great Scott! This Sale Is Not Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey!

Nov. 15th, 2025 06:45 pm
[syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed

Posted by Not Always Right

https://notalwaysright.com/great-scott-this-sale-is-not-wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey/398063/

https://notalwaysright.com/?p=398063

Read Great Scott! This Sale Is Not Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey!

We had a big sale that lasted all of October, and only October. It was called the 'October Sale' and it ended on October 31. It's the first week of November, and my boss is getting tired of being called to the registers to explain to customers that the sale is over.
Customer: "Look, I know the sale ended last week, but is there any way I can get a discount?"

Read Great Scott! This Sale Is Not Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey!

https://notalwaysright.com/great-scott-this-sale-is-not-wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey/398063/

https://notalwaysright.com/?p=398063

  • Add Memory
  • Share This Entry

I Mean… If That’s What You’re Into?

Nov. 15th, 2025 06:00 pm
[syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed

Posted by Not Always Right

https://notalwaysright.com/i-mean-if-thats-what-youre-into/398070/

https://notalwaysright.com/?p=398070

Read I Mean… If That’s What You’re Into?

When I first started working in a particular adult store forever ago, the shop was pre-renovations and looked fairly... dated. It had two frosted glass doors at the entrance, and we would latch one of the doors open during open hours. 
It meant people could peer into the store from the mall, so we had to be mindful of what exactly people could see from the doorway.

Read I Mean… If That’s What You’re Into?

https://notalwaysright.com/i-mean-if-thats-what-youre-into/398070/

https://notalwaysright.com/?p=398070

  • Add Memory
  • Share This Entry

Not Gonna Tango Over These Tingas

Nov. 15th, 2025 04:00 pm
  • Add Memory
  • Share This Entry

Remember To Say Cheese And Thank You

Nov. 15th, 2025 03:30 pm
  • Add Memory
  • Share This Entry

Some Things Can’t Be Trans-lated Into Bigot

Nov. 15th, 2025 02:30 pm
[syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed

Posted by Not Always Right

https://notalwaysright.com/some-things-cant-be-trans-lated-into-bigot/396754/

https://notalwaysright.com/?p=396754

Read Some Things Can’t Be Trans-lated Into Bigot

OP: "So, what was the last concert you guys went to? Who was the artist?"
Commenter #1: "I saw Ozzy's last show. RIP Prince of Darkness."
Commenter #2: "John Legend."
Me: "Trans Siberian Orchestra."

Read Some Things Can’t Be Trans-lated Into Bigot

https://notalwaysright.com/some-things-cant-be-trans-lated-into-bigot/396754/

https://notalwaysright.com/?p=396754

  • Add Memory
  • Share This Entry

I’m More Worried About Their Brain Signals

Nov. 15th, 2025 02:00 pm
[syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed

Posted by Not Always Right

https://notalwaysright.com/im-more-worried-about-their-brain-signals/398061/

https://notalwaysright.com/?p=398061

Read I’m More Worried About Their Brain Signals

Customer: "Can you fix the bad phone signal I always get when I'm in here?"
Me: "It's an old building with thick concrete walls, so the signal will always be a bit choppy, I'm afraid."
Customer: "Can't you punch a hole somewhere to let the signal in?"

Read I’m More Worried About Their Brain Signals

https://notalwaysright.com/im-more-worried-about-their-brain-signals/398061/

https://notalwaysright.com/?p=398061

  • Add Memory
  • Share This Entry

(no subject)

Nov. 15th, 2025 01:45 pm
[syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed

Posted by Not Always Right

https://notalwaysright.com/394818-2/394818/

https://notalwaysright.com/?p=394818

Read

I work in a grocery store self-checkout. We have anti-theft cameras that hang down from the ceiling above the self-check registers. The software that controls them will lock up the register if a customer so much as twitches wrong and needs to be manually deactivated by an employee. I go to help a customer who’s […]

Read

https://notalwaysright.com/394818-2/394818/

https://notalwaysright.com/?p=394818

  • Add Memory
  • Share This Entry

Apologize, Or You’re In Deep Water

Nov. 15th, 2025 01:30 pm
[syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed

Posted by Not Always Right

https://notalwaysright.com/apologize-or-youre-in-deep-water/396695/

https://notalwaysright.com/?p=396695

Read Apologize, Or You’re In Deep Water

During one of my swimming classes, a ten-year-old child is a bit rough and accidentally hits me with a foam swimming board. While it was not major, I do want to teach the child a lesson about being rough around the pool.
Me: "Ow, that hurt, [Child's Name]."

Read Apologize, Or You’re In Deep Water

https://notalwaysright.com/apologize-or-youre-in-deep-water/396695/

https://notalwaysright.com/?p=396695

  • Add Memory
  • Share This Entry

(no subject)

Nov. 15th, 2025 12:45 pm
[syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed

Posted by Not Always Right

https://notalwaysright.com/394817-2/394817/

https://notalwaysright.com/?p=394817

Read

Customer Service: Hello can I help you? Customer: Is my order ready I dropped off medals last week. Customer Service: Sir I don’t see an order for you, who did you speak with? Customer: Some guy Customer Service: Would you like to come in so we can discuss? Customer: Yes I will come right down […]

Read

https://notalwaysright.com/394817-2/394817/

https://notalwaysright.com/?p=394817

  • Add Memory
  • Share This Entry

(no subject)

Nov. 15th, 2025 12:00 pm
[syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed

Posted by Not Always Right

https://notalwaysright.com/394816-2/394816/

https://notalwaysright.com/?p=394816

Read

The doorbell rings. As soon as I open, I see it’s some door-to-door salesman from a certain telecom provider. Salesman: ‘Good evening, sir! Do you have a moment?’ Me: ‘Not really.’ Get the hint? I do have the time, but I just want him to go away. Salesman: ‘Because I am here with [telecom provider] […]

Read

https://notalwaysright.com/394816-2/394816/

https://notalwaysright.com/?p=394816

  • Add Memory
  • Share This Entry

(no subject)

Nov. 15th, 2025 11:00 am
[syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed

Posted by Not Always Right

https://notalwaysright.com/394815-2/394815/

https://notalwaysright.com/?p=394815

Read

So 3 years ago I accepted a remote work position. It was an office role and my co workers (all 5 of them in my department, not including the manager) were awesome! The manager was really nice and helpful in the beginning,, but that changed. About 4 months in, the manager told us that everyone […]

Read

https://notalwaysright.com/394815-2/394815/

https://notalwaysright.com/?p=394815

  • Add Memory
  • Share This Entry

(no subject)

Nov. 15th, 2025 10:00 am
[syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed

Posted by Not Always Right

https://notalwaysright.com/394814-2/394814/

https://notalwaysright.com/?p=394814

Read

This story reminded me of a similar event. In about 2014 I worked in a popular toy store for kids that has since closed and reopened. I was had been supervisor for a few months and was used to checking my email on down-time. One day I couldn’t log in no matter how I tried. Eventually […]

Read

https://notalwaysright.com/394814-2/394814/

https://notalwaysright.com/?p=394814

  • Add Memory
  • Share This Entry

(no subject)

Nov. 15th, 2025 09:00 am
[syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed

Posted by Not Always Right

https://notalwaysright.com/394813-2/394813/

https://notalwaysright.com/?p=394813

Read

*I carry a pocket knife mainly out of habit (I used to be an onsite IT tech and I frequently had to cut through packing materials as well as zip ties). It’s good to have in general though. But I normally carry it in my pocket and one day, I’m wearing pants with shallower pockets […]

Read

https://notalwaysright.com/394813-2/394813/

https://notalwaysright.com/?p=394813

  • Add Memory
  • Share This Entry

Mopportunity Knocks

Nov. 15th, 2025 04:00 am
[syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed

Posted by Not Always Right

https://notalwaysright.com/mopportunity-knocks/398025/

https://notalwaysright.com/?p=398025

Read Mopportunity Knocks

A mum and her young child are coming through my lane when the child spills a lot of juice all over the floor and part of my register. The mum, without hesitation, says to the child:
Customer: "Don't worry. It's their job to tidy up."

Read Mopportunity Knocks

https://notalwaysright.com/mopportunity-knocks/398025/

https://notalwaysright.com/?p=398025

  • Add Memory
  • Share This Entry

Multi-Fandom Icons (and a few other graphics)

Nov. 14th, 2025 10:20 pm
heartsfate: Wuthering Waves (Brant || Dark Pirate)
[personal profile] heartsfate posting in [community profile] fandom_icons
Icons
[2] Rogue (Marvel Rivals)
[2] Gambit (Marvel Rivals)
[2] Minx (IDW's Jem and the Holograms comics)
[2] Rapture (IDW's Jem and the Holograms comics)
[1] Minx & Rapture (IDW's Jem and the Holograms comics)
[3] Raya (IDW's Jem and the Holograms comics)
[2] Riot (IDW's Jem and the Holograms comics)
[1] Riot (Jem and the Holograms cartoon)
[2] Stingers (Jem and the Holograms cartoon)
[2] Minx (Jem and the Holograms cartoon)

Graphics
[1] Gambit/Rogue Header (Marvel Rivals)
[1] Invisigal/Robert/Blonde Blazer Phone Wallpaper (Dispatch) *slight spoilers*
[2] Z-Team Wallpapers (Dispatch)

Preview


The rest are Over Here
Tags:
  • Add Memory
  • Share This Entry

They’re On To Us And Our Staff Inflation Meetings!

Nov. 15th, 2025 02:00 am
  • Add Memory
  • Share This Entry

The PPE-ople’s Champion

Nov. 15th, 2025 01:00 am
[syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed

Posted by Not Always Right

https://notalwaysright.com/the-ppe-oples-champion/396772/

https://notalwaysright.com/?p=396772

Read The PPE-ople’s Champion

Me: "[Worker], this is the third time I've told you. PPE when you're welding!"
Worker: "You can't make me."
Me: "Well, you're right in that I can't physically make you, but you can be written up and lose your job if you persist."
Worker: "It just gets in the way!"

Read The PPE-ople’s Champion

https://notalwaysright.com/the-ppe-oples-champion/396772/

https://notalwaysright.com/?p=396772

  • Add Memory
  • Share This Entry

Maybe Call It ‘Vintage’?

Nov. 15th, 2025 12:00 am
[syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed

Posted by Not Always Right

https://notalwaysright.com/maybe-call-it-vintage/398051/

https://notalwaysright.com/?p=398051

Read Maybe Call It ‘Vintage’?

Me: "Hi, this was given as a gift. We don't have a receipt, so we're not expecting a refund, but we were hoping we could exchange it for something here of equal value?"
Clerk: "Hmm, it's not scanning. Let me get my manager."

Read Maybe Call It ‘Vintage’?

https://notalwaysright.com/maybe-call-it-vintage/398051/

https://notalwaysright.com/?p=398051

  • Add Memory
  • Share This Entry

A Survey Survivor

Nov. 14th, 2025 11:00 pm
[syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed

Posted by Not Always Right

https://notalwaysright.com/a-survey-survivor/396759/

https://notalwaysright.com/?p=396759

Read A Survey Survivor

Me: "Look, you ask me if I'm interested every time you see me. And I tell you no every time you see me. Why do you keep asking?"
Rep: "Well, you can't expect me to remember every person I see!"

Read A Survey Survivor

https://notalwaysright.com/a-survey-survivor/396759/

https://notalwaysright.com/?p=396759

  • Add Memory
  • Share This Entry

[ SECRET POST #6888 ]

Nov. 14th, 2025 05:48 pm
case: (Default)
[personal profile] case posting in [community profile] fandomsecrets

⌈ Secret Post #6888 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


01.
[NYTimes Connections & Only Connect]



( More! )


Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 00 secrets from Secret Submission Post #983.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
  • Add Memory
  • Share This Entry

Profile

whiteink: (Default)
whiteink

July 2014

S M T W T F S
  12345
6789101112
131415161718 19
20212223242526
2728293031  

Most Popular Tags

Page Summary

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Nov. 15th, 2025 06:56 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios