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They Said It! They Said The Thing!

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Comeuppance Just Desserts Getting What They Deserve

Me: "Sir, please don't open the merchandise before you buy it. If you don't buy it, that item is now damaged for the next customer."
The customer makes a dramatic turn around the store, hand flattened above his eyes as if he's looking for something.
Customer: "Where's the sign that says that?!"

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⌈ Secret Post #6889 ⌋

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[ SECRET SUBMISSIONS POST #985 ]

[ SECRET SUBMISSIONS POST #985 ]

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From Gaslighting To Greenlighting

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We got a new manager. The general sentiment in the team was "it could only get better."
What he was great at was kissing up to his bosses and throwing us under the bus while not doing anything. To make a long story short, he was eventually fired for embezzling money and tried to pin it on us.

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Great Scott! This Sale Is Not Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey!

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We had a big sale that lasted all of October, and only October. It was called the 'October Sale' and it ended on October 31. It's the first week of November, and my boss is getting tired of being called to the registers to explain to customers that the sale is over.
Customer: "Look, I know the sale ended last week, but is there any way I can get a discount?"

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I Mean… If That’s What You’re Into?

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When I first started working in a particular adult store forever ago, the shop was pre-renovations and looked fairly... dated. It had two frosted glass doors at the entrance, and we would latch one of the doors open during open hours.
It meant people could peer into the store from the mall, so we had to be mindful of what exactly people could see from the doorway.

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Not Gonna Tango Over These Tingas

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Adorable Children

Customer: "What is this?"
Me: "Your chicken tinga tacos."
Customer: "I ordered fish tacos!"
Customer's Son: "No, you ordered the chicken tinga tacos, mom!"

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Remember To Say Cheese And Thank You

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Adorable Children

A mother and her small child in a pram are walking beside me up the street.
Mother: "When we get home, would you like sliced avocado or mashed avocado?"

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Some Things Can’t Be Trans-lated Into Bigot

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OP: "So, what was the last concert you guys went to? Who was the artist?"
Commenter #1: "I saw Ozzy's last show. RIP Prince of Darkness."
Commenter #2: "John Legend."
Me: "Trans Siberian Orchestra."

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I’m More Worried About Their Brain Signals

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Customer: "Can you fix the bad phone signal I always get when I'm in here?"
Me: "It's an old building with thick concrete walls, so the signal will always be a bit choppy, I'm afraid."
Customer: "Can't you punch a hole somewhere to let the signal in?"

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(no subject)

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I work in a grocery store self-checkout. We have anti-theft cameras that hang down from the ceiling above the self-check registers. The software that controls them will lock up the register if a customer so much as twitches wrong and needs to be manually deactivated by an employee. I go to help a customer who’s […]

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Apologize, Or You’re In Deep Water

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During one of my swimming classes, a ten-year-old child is a bit rough and accidentally hits me with a foam swimming board. While it was not major, I do want to teach the child a lesson about being rough around the pool.
Me: "Ow, that hurt, [Child's Name]."

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(no subject)

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Customer Service: Hello can I help you? Customer: Is my order ready I dropped off medals last week. Customer Service: Sir I don’t see an order for you, who did you speak with? Customer: Some guy Customer Service: Would you like to come in so we can discuss? Customer: Yes I will come right down […]

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(no subject)

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The doorbell rings. As soon as I open, I see it’s some door-to-door salesman from a certain telecom provider. Salesman: ‘Good evening, sir! Do you have a moment?’ Me: ‘Not really.’ Get the hint? I do have the time, but I just want him to go away. Salesman: ‘Because I am here with [telecom provider] […]

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(no subject)

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So 3 years ago I accepted a remote work position. It was an office role and my co workers (all 5 of them in my department, not including the manager) were awesome! The manager was really nice and helpful in the beginning,, but that changed. About 4 months in, the manager told us that everyone […]

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(no subject)

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This story reminded me of a similar event. In about 2014 I worked in a popular toy store for kids that has since closed and reopened. I was had been supervisor for a few months and was used to checking my email on down-time. One day I couldn’t log in no matter how I tried. Eventually […]

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(no subject)

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*I carry a pocket knife mainly out of habit (I used to be an onsite IT tech and I frequently had to cut through packing materials as well as zip ties). It’s good to have in general though. But I normally carry it in my pocket and one day, I’m wearing pants with shallower pockets […]

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Mopportunity Knocks

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A mum and her young child are coming through my lane when the child spills a lot of juice all over the floor and part of my register. The mum, without hesitation, says to the child:
Customer: "Don't worry. It's their job to tidy up."

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Multi-Fandom Icons (and a few other graphics)

Icons
[2] Rogue (Marvel Rivals)
[2] Gambit (Marvel Rivals)
[2] Minx (IDW's Jem and the Holograms comics)
[2] Rapture (IDW's Jem and the Holograms comics)
[1] Minx & Rapture (IDW's Jem and the Holograms comics)
[3] Raya (IDW's Jem and the Holograms comics)
[2] Riot (IDW's Jem and the Holograms comics)
[1] Riot (Jem and the Holograms cartoon)
[2] Stingers (Jem and the Holograms cartoon)
[2] Minx (Jem and the Holograms cartoon)

Graphics
[1] Gambit/Rogue Header (Marvel Rivals)
[1] Invisigal/Robert/Blonde Blazer Phone Wallpaper (Dispatch) *slight spoilers*
[2] Z-Team Wallpapers (Dispatch)

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They’re On To Us And Our Staff Inflation Meetings!

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Customer: "Why have you put up the prices again?!"
Me: "I know, it's also annoying for me as I shop here, too."
Customer: "That's so stupid! Why would you raise the prices if you shop here too?!"

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